Who stuffs themselves?

Seriously, I keep hearing about Thanksgiving and stuffing yourself full of food and how you’re supposed to enjoy it with family, sit down on the couch, watch football, and watch as your gut slowly comes out of your shirt and you have to unbuckle your pants to make room for the gut as it tries to escape from the confines of your clothes.

It must be a midwestern-east coast thing, because I’ve found over the years…as we get together with the 5 million people that is my mom’s side of the family, I eat a little bit of turkey, a roll, some potatoes, Jello and a piece of pie.  I’m not some health nut believe me, I am a person who loves to eat!  However I don’t understand the notion of eating Thanksgiving meals the “American Way” or “the way our Forefathers would have us eat.”

I hope all of you enjoyed your thanksgiving, giving thanks for the fact we have food to eat, and the fact that we have so much more to be thankful for.  I am very thankful for all that and for the fact that I don’t have to work till Monday.

Thanks be to all!
..especially Frank Caliendo.

Friends

I feel like i’ve lost all of my friends
it’s mostly my fault..but I guess i’m in need of some bro’s.

Oh well..this might cheer me up.

There’s a groove in my chair..

That’s right, I have made a groove in my chair..work has been work-like lately and thus work is causing me to work. I’m working, but it’s alright! I’ve learned a lot about how diverse and how diversely difficult this diverse diversity of diverse work can be.

Ok..seriously, enough about these two things:
1. Work
2. Grooves

Not enough of this:
1. Using the same word 5 or 6 times in a sentence.

I’ve been able to do somethings lately. Since I’m a list guy..here are the top ten things that have happened to me I last posted on October 24th.

10. Sample fine eatery’s in Fresno
9. Learned the family Jessica is staying with is getting Directv and High Speed Internet
8. Hangout at a couple of Fresno State Basketball Games
7. Learn some new songs..some hillsongs
6. Keep my job
5. Read other blogs and learning what my friends are doing
4. Drink water
3. Go to the Fresno State – Boise State game
2. Learn that my work will be paying my cellphone bill starting next month

and number one..

1. Write this blog entry

So there you have it. There will be more to come! More originality! More improved blogging! Better topical analysis! Better everything!

. .because you can’t go anywhere but up from here on this blog.

Ok..to close it out….a true Jewish beatdown.